A Stormy Economy and What To Do About It.

Dear Reader,

Just a quick blurb today.

I’ve been seeing, and hearing, a lot how the economy is not “cooperating” with this or that business. And that it’s near impossible to keep the doors open for the average small business.

We all know how the big box stores are doing. You can read about it in any newspaper or hear about it on TV. Although, even Wal-Mart is having some issues today.

But a small business with a sole proprietor is something different.

You need a different kind of advertising and marketing.

If you’re not engaging with your customers, and on the hunt for new customers, then you are most likely not doing as well as you could be.

What I’m talking about is: Direct Response Marketing

This is not rocket science, but it is very scientific.

You see, direct mail or direct response marketing is scientific in nature.

Using it you can predict, with almost pinpoint accuracy, what you’re bottom line will be tomorrow, next week and sometimes months ahead of time.

But if you’re doing the old traditional mass media marketing like everybody else, then you can only expect what every one else is getting.

There is no differentiation there. Only “me too-ing”.

So, it’s up to you.

The same-old, same-old?

Or something only you can provide and show in your marketing materials to be the one thing your customers love to hear about. From you. Personally.

Regrettably, many will not take the time or small extra-effort to do this right.

And their results will be the same as they’ve always gotten.

Average to less.



If Your Confused About Marketing Your Business, Then What You’re About To Read Could Be The Best Information You Get All Year..

Dear Reader,

Most businesses these days seem to be completely and utterly confused about marketing. If you ask them what their ROI is from their marketing, they’ll most likely give you a blank look and mutter something about being creative and, “what do you mean by that?”

You see, your business may be about hair, food, auto’s, music, entertainment, hardware, specialty items, etc… but that’s not really the business you’re in.

You’re in the satisfying wants and desires business. Your product is just a means to that end.

And if you’ve been advised by the local ad agency and are now part of the simple “get your business name in lights” crowd, then you’re really missing the mark.

What you may have missed, and no one can blame you for it what with all the noise in the ad market, is that marketing is as simple as 1,2,3 and A,B,C.

You need a system.

But I would bet you a trailer full golden tickets you haven’t been shown anything like this but instead have been sold a “let’s make you a big beautiful logo and get you branded” crock of bull poo.

Here’s a list of 5 things you must be aware of when marketing your business. These things are not in any particular order of importance. They are all important together.

1. Big Dumb Ad Agencies. Avoid them like the plague unless you are Coca-Cola and have a multimillion dollar ad budget. They thrive on big themes and wasteful, untrackable ad campaigns that will never work for the small business entrepreneur. Your bank account will be long gone before you will see any results from something like this.

2. The High Cost of Throwing Mud Up Against the Wall To See What Will Stick. This is another bad idea. Mass marketing to whoever will pay attention is a sure sign of desperation and will only lead to bankruptcy.

Target marketing to your ideal customer and matching it with the correct media is the only accurate way to know if your money is being well spent. When you get this right, you’ll know exactly what to do next and who else wants what you’re selling.

3. No Accountability In The Advertising Medium. If you’re using a high priced ad agency or worse, letting some ad selling desk jockey advise you on your marketing, you’re probably throwing good money after bad. A well targeted and tracked ad campaign will tell you exactly, with precision accountability, what’s working and what isn’t. You’ll know how best to use your limited funds to get the biggest returns on your ads by systematizing your marketing.

4. Using the Right Media To Match The Market Is Crucial. With direct response marketing at your disposal, you’ll be able to quickly and efficiently determine if your ads are getting results or not. No more full page ads in the local newspaper, with minimal words and big flashy pictures can match the results of a well planned target marketing campaign. Pictures can be remembered but what they represent will be gone as soon as the reader turns the page.

Which leads us to the best and biggest part of your ad, which is…

5. It’s The Headline of Your Ad That Brings Them In. A well crafted headline targeting your customers will stick in their mind. It’s the real key to getting their attention and bring them into your sales message. How many ad agencies do you think will spend any time on writing a headline that works just for you.


These five points are by no means all there is to producing wealth building marketing. They only scratch the surface of a finely created and dispersed marketing campaign.

Your business deserves the utmost attention when you want to make it successful.

If you haven’t found the right fit for your marketing yet, there’s still time to get it right by following these historic methods to sure profits.

You only need contact me, and we can craft a finely tuned lead generating, money making marketing machine to satisfy your sales needs.

Regards Until Tomorrow,




George Carlin On Advertising — A short lesson on direct response action words.

Dear Reader,

Although I find this following bit by George Carlin quite funny, it is a testament to the phrased and words used in direct response selling.

Not only are these terms used over and over… they are still effective today.

Why? They are action words and they are also familiar to anyone who is exposed to advertising in their life. Common estimates are we are exposed to some form of advertising between 250 to 5,000 times a day.

So needless to say, these words and phrases are well used and well cemented into the modern day psyche.

Therefore, familiar.

So, without further ado, George Carlin on advertising….

George: “I call this piece… advertising.”

“Quality, value, style, service, selection, convenience, economy, savings, performance, experience, hospitality, lowest rates, friendly service, name brand, easy terms, affordable prices, money back guarantee, free installation… free admission, free appraisal, free alteration, free delivery, free estimates, free home trial and free parking.

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Limited time only though, so act now, order today, send no money, offer good while supplies last, 2 to a customer, each item sold separately, batteries not included, mileage may vary…

All sales are final, allow six weeks for delivery, some items not available, some assembly required, restrictions may apply…

Shop by mail, order by phone, try it in your home, get one for your car, all entries become our property, except in Indiana…

So come on in, come on in for your free demonstration, and a free consultation with our friendly professional staff, our courteous and knowledgeable sales representatives will help you make a selection that’s just right for you, and just right for your budget.

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The Power of Familiar and Well Used Words

If you haven’t heard or read at least one of these lines in an ad in your lifetime, you have to be living in a cave. And that’s no where to be if you’re goal is to be a successful small business owner.

The classics of advertising make this a well worn book that has been downloaded million’s of times.

Why do they work?

Because they instill a sense of familiarity and promote a no risk, can’t lose opportunity making it comfortable for your clients to open their wallets and spend with you.

If you aren’t offering your clients an easy way to spend their money with you by taking the risk out of every transaction, then you should take a look at how you’re doing business and think about maximizing every sale to bring more and bigger profits through direct response advertising.





Who else needs a Freelance Marketing Consultant/Copywriter to put their business on AutoPilot?

Dear Reader,

The above question should get you thinking. Thinking about exploding your lead generation and following up with overwhelming sales.

If your business is mired in a thick sludge of complacency… and you have that nagging feeling you may need some outside help… then the list below might help you to brake out of your hazy thinking when it comes to getting your business to “wake up!”

Are you:

1. Someone with a business that is stuck in a rut and can’t get out?
Even the best of businesses go through hard times now and again. But solutions are easy to come by when you have the knowledge and ability to put that knowledge to it’s best use.

Sometimes, it’s just a matter of getting started. Or, knowing where to start.

It’s not always easy, and often times a fresh set of eyes are all that’s needed.

A well versed Marketing Consultant/Copywriter can be the difference between floundering on the shoals of no sales and swimming with the big schools of buyers.

2. An online marketer/retailer who is looking for an increase in ROI?
When you take a look at the online numbers, you can easily be discouraged at what you see.

And it may be you’re just stuck in a rut.

If you don’t do something to get out of this rut today, then, when will you?

3. A person with a marketing problem in search of a solution?
Marketing is not for the faint of heart or the distracted mind. If you’re going to do the marketing for your business, then you have to pay attention and not let all the distractions of your business get you down.

Fortunately, you can hire an outside marketing specialist to do the job if you’re feeling overwhelmed.

Or, you can consult with someone in the know to get new and fresh ideas. Even if the new ideas are old concepts its often the oldies but goodies that get the job done. With a twist of modern thinking.

4. A small-business owner looking to get more customers and keep them longer?
There’s no secret to getting customers: Offer them something they desire and create a compelling case why you’re the best choice to provide it.

But, once you find your customers and sell them what they crave, do you follow up on the sale? Or do you drop them like a hot potato and say, “Next”?

What I’m asking is: Does your marketing end with that first sale?

If so, you have a lot of missed opportunities piling up in your losses account.

You see,  it’s just the beginning of the relationship. Like a marriage or romance, you have to keep the magic going with continuous offers and reasons to keep coming back for more.

A neglected customer is an unforgiving one. A follow up thank you or an offer for future deals is easy to do and can smooth the way to increased sales and a fat bank account.

5. A medium sized business owner who hasn’t got time to do the marketing and doesn’t know where to start?

As a business owner, it is your job to attract customers to buy your product. If you’re not keeping old customers and continually bringing in a trove of new customers, you’re just treading water.

And if you want your business to keep on growing, it has to be grown with more and more sales. Right?

Hence, more customers who buy more often.

The marketing of your business is a serious business in and of itself. It can’t be left to your daughter or nephew who took a writing class in college and “really enjoys working with graphics.”

Do you see yourself in any of the simple questions above?

If so, then you should pick up the phone and call me today for your very own personal marketing/copywriting consultation.

I can be reached by phone or email. The important information is available on my about page linked at the top of this page.

I look forward to talking to you and discussing your needs and marketing projects.


Andrew Jensen
Henderson, NV
Marketing Consultant/Copywriter